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Hoggy · Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:19 pm Post subject: BMA Health Care proposals

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London.

wrinklyhoop · Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:41 pm Post subject: Re: BMA Health Care proposals

suziebates · Joined: 18 Jan 2012 Posts: 1

CPR is cardiopulmonary resuscitation. It is a rescue procedure to be used when the heart and lungs have stopped working. It involves a series of chest compressions that are combined with blowing air into a person's lungs which is intended to keep essential blood and oxygen supplied to the person's brain.
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CPR in Los Angel

Esox Lucius · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:39 pm Post subject:

Would you like a chair to stand on?
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Don · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:35 pm Post subject:

SPQR · Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 28

I thought CPR was Combined Palestinian Resistance. Thank feck it's not. Wouldnt want to start that ball rolling again. Oh sh1t.

Don · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:55 am Post subject:

WA Hoop · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:42 am Post subject:

Palestinian Combined Resistance...Splitters! Wink

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