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mrqpr1981 · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject: FAO Caitlin_QPRx.... again!

I demand you put back the penguin! NOW!!!
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1993 5th in the Premier League
1996 Relegation from the Premier League
2001 Relegation from Division 1
2003 Defeat in the League 1 playoff final
2004 Promotion to the Championship
2011 Promotion to the Premier League
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mrqpr1981 · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject:

Who posted no?! Evil or Very Mad

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1993 5th in the Premier League
1996 Relegation from the Premier League
2001 Relegation from Division 1
2003 Defeat in the League 1 playoff final
2004 Promotion to the Championship
2011 Promotion to the Premier League
... WE'RE BACK!!!

Rieger · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject:

mrqpr1981 · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject:

PaulaHoops · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject:

There's no E on penguin... Rolling Eyes

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Blue and white blood runs in my family...

Trojan · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject:

Hey Paulahoops, are you single? Cool

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PaulaHoops · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:27 pm Post subject:

That would be telling now wouldnt it... Wink

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RIP Ray Jones 1988-2007

Blue and white blood runs in my family...

oyster-ranger · Level 3 dot.orger Joined: 05 Feb 2007 Posts: 2583

A friend who's a teacher in the Thanet area (Margate etc) was on a school trip to London Zoo and when they were rounding up the pupils at the end of the day, one 12yr old young man arrived drenched........

He was rather reticent and because they just wanted out of there, they had a whip round of clothes and went on their merry way back to Kent........

when they arrived back at the school someone tipped of a teacher that the sodden kid's school bag was making strange noises and......

yep you've probably already guessed....... he had a young penguin in his bloody bag.......

it transpired that he had always wanted one after watching some nature programme and dived in and bagged the bird...........

naturally the bird was reunited with it's correct owners ASAP after that................ Laughing

alibabes · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject:

paula, maybe its a sanguine penguine Rolling Eyes

PaulaHoops · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject:

Rieger · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject:

kipper62 · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject:

A Penguin on holiday is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on.He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the car.He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.After dropping the car off,the Penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and,being a Penguin in Arizona,decides that something cold would really hit the spot.He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.Having no hands,he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream,he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he`s found the problem.The mechanic looks up and says"It looks like you`ve blown a seal."

"NO,NO," The Penguin replies"It`s just ice cream."

PaulaHoops · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject:

Hehehehe - I really like that Smile

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RIP Ray Jones 1988-2007

Blue and white blood runs in my family...

alibabes · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:34 pm Post subject:

what do you call a penguin in the desert?

lost Wink

r in frisco · dotorgsponsor Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 2718

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he
would and drove off.

The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!