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DangerRanger · Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:10 pm Post subject:

My nan knitted me a garment from herbs that buttoned up at the front, she said it was a Cardamom.

Esox Lucius · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:47 pm Post subject:

I just heard that Bono was injured falling off stage. Sources revealed that he was too close to the edge.
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Esox Lucius · Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:16 am Post subject:

Last weekend I went round to a dyslexic mates house early on Sunday and caught him rubbing boot polish onto his penis. I shook my head and told him "You're supposed to turn your clock back" Rolling Eyes

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rblockells · Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:55 am Post subject:

I hate these Russian dolls.They are so full of themselves.
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Esox Lucius · Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:46 am Post subject:

I had to go to the doctors after a week where every time I farted it made a noise like a Japanese motorcycle manufacturer. The doctor took a good look and told me it was caused by an abcess. I asked him how the hell can an abcess be causing it and his reply was...

I thought everyone knew an abcess makes the fart go Honda
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DangerRanger · Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 2:44 pm Post subject:

FA make disciplinary rulings using boardgame MouseTrap

Under cover video footage has caught the Football Association making executive decisions using boardgames such as MouseTrap, Buckaroo and Hungry, Hungry Hippos. A board meeting was filmed deciding not to punish Wayne Rooney for a retrospective elbow sighting after the plastic Buckaroo mule named Roo kicked out in dismay after only the second round of placing items on his back.

Esox Lucius · Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 4:08 pm Post subject:

What's the first sign of madness?

Suggs walking up your front path.
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DangerRanger · Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 2:16 pm Post subject: